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  • perpetuallyphil 9:27 pm on January 21, 2011 Permalink |
    Tags: Christ, , rules, sucks   

    Exactly MY point :) 

    PHISH

    “Crisscrossing the country to promote a dangerous mix of communism, cybercrime and drug culture, notorious rock band “The Phish” is pushing American communities to the breaking point. This sad fact can be seen in the headlines so commonplace they no longer shock us: “Phish Fest Nets $81,000 in Drugs; 1,200 Arrests” or“Police Seize $1.2 Million Worth of Drugs From Phish Fans” or “Phish, Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll.” As towns and cities across this nation continue to be torn apart by this havoc, it’s high time we get educated about the undeniable threat our children are now facing.

    Many successful musical acts like Britney Spears, Gwen Stefani and Josh Groban profit handsomely from studio albums and videos played on cable television stations. What The Phish does is far worse. More than any other band out there today, they have devoted countless hours and incredible financial resources to crossing the country in search of new converts. They are continuously “on tour” performing at venues large and small, prowling for intimate personal contact with the youth of America. Any group of people that makes such a calculated effort to insert itself into the lives of the innocent should surely raise the eyebrows of concerned parents. For The Phish, their modus operandi is to induce the naïve with promises of sexual pleasure and peer acceptance. Like serial killer Charles Manson, they lower inhibitions through hardcore drug use. As with false prophet Jim Jones, the price for such kicks is a complete dedication to their larger agenda.

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    The concerts themselves are the foulest orgies of self-indulgent self-satisfaction seen since the tumultuous sixties. When first ushered to their assigned locations in the arena, these “Phishheads” will immediately scope out the area for the most pliable drug abusers within range of their tapping fingers and “Hey dude” calls so that they may score communal soft drinks and “drags” from poorly-rolled blunts. As the evening grows later, they will abandon any sense of camaraderie to lifelong friends in order to scheme closer seats and vivacious women. Eventually the night reaches a fever pitch of exposed breasts and mushroom peaks and the terrifying hippie dancing will begin. Naked, they writhe and commingle with erotic intensity as guitarist Trey Anastasio descends into confusing jam sessions. Children of all ages will tear off their clothes and jump in muddy mosh pits, kicking and penetrating each other with little compunction for common sense. Young girls have their precious bodies traded among eager, breaded elders and teen boys are forced into nightmares of sexual congress. Even regular Phishheads will admit that masturbation is shockingly common in their “scene.”

    The music itself is demeaning at best and criminally violent at worst. For mature listeners, it will make no sense. There is an incomprehensible absurdity to their lyrics, like the loudest ramblings of a derelict beaten down by years of alcoholism and homelessness. The instrumental sounds they produce violate all the requirements of high art. There is no rhyme, no reason. Meter, particularly in the hands of keyboardist Page McConnell, does not exist on their stage. Quite simply, band members mash up violent drumming with amateur guitar screeches at such high speeds there is no doubt that heroin is doing a guest performance with the group. (Transvestite drummer Jon Fishman and shifty-eyed bassist Mike Gordon are clearly the most guilty of these auditory abuses.) Their noise seems intentionally calibrated to overload the central nervous system with false messages of terror and orgasm. If there ever were a soundtrack to schizophrenia, this would surely be it. No wonder there is a direct link between psychosis and fans of The Phish.”

    Read it all. Its worth it. Lots of gems here:

    http://christwire.org/2011/01/just-say-no-to-the-phish/

     

     
    • perpetuallyphil 7:21 am on January 22, 2011 Permalink

      Christ Wire dot org

    • kbelly 3:17 am on January 25, 2011 Permalink

      “Quite simply, band members mash up violent drumming with amateur guitar screeches at such high speeds there is no doubt that heroin is doing a guest performance with the group. (Transvestite drummer Jon Fishman and shifty-eyed bassist Mike Gordon are clearly the most guilty of these auditory abuses.)”

      amazing.

    • untamedyawp 11:01 pm on January 25, 2011 Permalink

      yes

    • deadindenver 2:46 am on January 30, 2011 Permalink

      dear Alison, i hate phish

    • Ms.Wonderland 3:21 am on January 30, 2011 Permalink

      Dear Mr.Snarky: good, now I won’t have to worry about getting you a ticket the next time they play Red Rocks. (PS let’s fight about it over the internet in China) (PPS, if we could use facebook I would have you look at your profile pics from days of yore i.e.: trey dinosaur and other phishy pics) check and mate. llama taboot taboot.

  • desaparecido76 11:39 pm on January 12, 2010 Permalink |
    Tags: , sucks,   

    Good Advertising 

    Verizon says they provide the best global coverage in the world… But too bad they can’t distinguish between Mexico and Spain.

     
    • deadindenver 1:23 am on January 13, 2010 Permalink

      arn’t there only 190-ish countries in the world anyway

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