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  • Ms.Wonderland 12:55 am on September 22, 2010 Permalink |
    Tags: , , ridiculous, westboro baptist church   

    Westboro Baptist Church 

    Some of you might have heard of this ridiculous church who hates everybody outside of their belief system and also makes some cutesy parodies of popular songs to share their points with the world such as “Hey Jews” (The Beatles) and “50 ways to eat your baby” (Paul Simon)

    Their website is endearingly called http://www.godhatesfags.com/

    They seem to have singled out the one and only Lady Gaga for her open support and advocacy of gay rights. Here’s a silly video they made.

    If your as amused/bemused at this insane display of human ignorance as I am you may enjoy the parody of the gaga song “Telephone” in which they blame all of the worlds problems on the fact that she prays to god, who I guess isn’t listening anyway because he hates her.

  • thedarkcleft 3:34 am on October 29, 2009 Permalink |
    Tags: bread, ridiculous,   

    Oh statistics… Bread Kills! 1. More th… 

    Oh statistics…

    Bread Kills!
    1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

    2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

    3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

    4. Every piece of bread you eat brings you nearer to death.

    5. Bread is associated with all the major diseases of the body. For example, nearly all sick people have eaten bread. The effects are obviously cumulative:

    * 99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten bread.
    * 100% of all soldiers have eaten bread.
    * 96.9% of all Communist sympathizers have eaten bread.
    * 99.7% of the people involved in air and auto accidents ate bread within 6 months preceding the accident.
    * 93.1% of juvenile delinquents came from homes where bread is served frequently.

    6. Evidence points to the long-term effects of bread eating: Of all people born before 1839 who later dined on bread, there has been a 100% mortality rate.

    7. Bread is made from a substance called “dough.” It has been proven that as little as a teaspoon of dough can be used to suffocate a lab rat. The average American eats more bread than that in one day!

    8. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s disease, and osteoporosis.

    9. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and being fed only water begged for bread after as little as two days.

    10. Bread is often a “gateway” food item, leading the user to “harder” items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.

    11. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

    12. Newborn babies can choke on bread.

    13. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

    14. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

    In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions:

    1. No sale of bread to minors.
    2. A nationwide “Just Say No To Toast” campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
    3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
    4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
    5. The establishment of “Bread-free” zones around schools.

    • untamedyawp 3:08 pm on October 29, 2009 Permalink

      im gonna do some bread today

  • oneshowatatime 1:45 am on August 13, 2008 Permalink |
    Tags: beijing, , child molester, , president, ridiculous, score   

    Bush Scores in Beijing 

    A great series of Bush photos from the Associated Press from the past two days in Beijing.

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