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zabba
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zabba
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adriuntz
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zabba
no matter how many times i watch, i still laugh
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adriuntz
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chiheezie
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uneeda
better than walking on water?
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tallbridge
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thedarkcleft
“This is not a form of brainwashing, this is not a form of brainwashing…”
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oneshowatatime
A Good Joke from a Good Friend

A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he
turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”“Oh, I don’t know,” said the congressman. “How about global warming,
universal health care, or stimulus packages?” as he smiled smugly.“OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence,
thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to
discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you
don’t know shit?” and went back to reading her book.-
homad
When I was little I kept talking to the guy behind me…then apparently dropped my shoe in his salad later on, to which he stopped talking to me
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Ms.Wonderland
niice Homad!
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deadindenver
oops forgot who i was there for a sec…stupid login
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homad
WikiLeaks Releases BORG Documents!
a good laughhttp://theshroom.wordpress.com/2010/12/14/wikileaks-releases-borg-documents
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zabba
Peter went crazy after he lost his job at Inotech.
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Ms.Wonderland
i love this video so much
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zabba
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perpetuallyphil
ZABBA!!!!
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adriuntz
gross alfred
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Ms.Wonderland
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Sampson
Now I just need a “dammit my Sister is on Facebook filter.”
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zabba
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zabba
They got your message. Music Intervention: Lady Gag…a
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thedarkcleft
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deadindenver
god damn it josh
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deadindenver
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tallbridge
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deadindenver
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Ms.Wonderland
i say that hair like that ought to be a requirement for today’s american gladiator.
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untamedyawp
thank god for cosmic rays. sweet.
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Ms.Wonderland
Remajestification
http://www.theonion.com/articles/national-parks-closed-for-annual-remajestification,17484/
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zabba
Pranks
http://info.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/sponsors/april-fools/april-fools.html?episode=4
Phil, you will love this website.
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kbelly
i love you zabba… this is my favorite one:
http://info.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/sponsors/april-fools/classic-pranks.html?episode=11
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perpetuallyphil
awesome!!
wow. that mirror one is f*ing good!
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zabba
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perpetuallyphil
Lil’ bulence!!!
“whats with islands? get more land!
whats with deserts? get less sand!”
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Ms.Wonderland
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Ms.Wonderland
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krammark
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Ms.Wonderland
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deadindenver
i dont like that
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krammark
max likes that
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absolutelylovely
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Ms.Wonderland
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absolutelylovely
yes. i am so glad merton is alive
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zabba



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